10 Things More Expensive And Less Important Than The Sail Barge

We have compiled a Top 10 list of things that are more expensive but less important than the HasLab Sail Barge. Click through and see if we can hopefully motivate your butt to purchase this thing. Time is RUNNING OUT and we’re not even close to making this a reality yet!

10. Ten Visits to Fogo De Chao Brazilian Steakhouse
Yeah, it’s probably the most fabulous place on Earth to eat a meal, but why don’t you “fogo” eating there for a while so you can save up for the glorious HasLab Sail Barge vehicle instead?

9. Your Child’s Dental Plan
Who really cares about taking care of children’s teeth especially when they grow a second set? Drop them from your Dental Plan until their permanent teeth come in and use those funds for something more important like the HasLab Sail Barge vehicle.

8. Your Child
Kids are overrated, and when they get older, they show no respect and tend to disappoint. Deal with the crap now and trade them in for at least $500. After all, what is more important than the HasLab Sail Barge vehicle?

7. Your Car Payment and Insurance Payment
Come on. Don’t be a chicken. They won’t repossess your car or drop you from your insurance with just one missed payment each. That will give you enough to score the HasLab Sail Barge vehicle, and you can catch up with them later.

6. A New Refrigerator
Keeping food from spoiling is overrated. The risk for foodborne illnesses is getting smaller and smaller. Get rid of your dairy creamers for your coffee and go with the powder. No one will be able to tell.

5. Twenty-five The Black Series 6” Figures
(Which probably REALLY means 12 or 13 of each figure times two each.) Come on, folks. ARE YOU STILL COLLECTING THESE THINGS AFTER THIS HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT? (I’M KIDDING!) Yeah, 6” figures are cool, but they pale in comparison to something of the magnitude the HasLab Sail Barge vehicle is.

4. A Sideshow Collectibles Premium Format Figure
Long gone are the days of $250 Premium Format Figures. They’re all generously over 500 dollars now. Skip just one and you’ve paid for your HasLab Sail Barge vehicle.

3. Two Hot Toys One-Sixth Scale Figures
Yes, Hot Toys Figures are scrumptious, but skipping over two right now will give you enough funds to purchase the HasLab Sail Barge vehicle.

2. The Next Five Waves of The Vintage Collection
Yeah, this is something to consider. While you can do without children and health insurance, going without new TVC figures is just something too morally complex to disregard. But, you can always catch up on these figures on the aftermarket later. You’ll be glad you didn’t skip over the HasLab Sail Barge if you do skip these figures.

1. Are you really still reading this? ORDER THE HASLAB SAIL BARGE VEHICLE IMMEDIATELY! We have A LONG WAY to go folks! DO NOT play “chicken” with this!

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