Someone dreamed last night that a a bottle floated along the coastline.  I picked it up and discovered that it was a Message in a Bottle.  It read:

"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light.  Instead, check out Brian's Toys for the latest and greatest Star Wars products known to man.  Including a Sideshow 12" Clone Trooper AOTC, a Gentle Giant Wampa Statue, and some of the most incredible vintage items.

Or how about the GI Joe Past & Present Rockslide ATV? Or maybe the set of fourteen 12-Back AFA Graded figures?  Whatever you fancy, I hope this letter finds you well.  Right now, I need to tell Chewbacca 'Don't Stand so Close to Me'

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