Morgan Elsbeth - TBS [P4] - Six Inch Figures (AH04)

Wow. Just when we thought Disney Star Wars couldn't sink any lower than it has, they now introduce a character like Morgan Elsbeth. We're sure the little boys who Star Wars who used to be the targeted audience can't wait to get their paws on the latest Star Wars Barbie. And seriously, what the heck kind of character is this? Is it a Goth interpretation of Caroline Ingalls from Little House On The Prairie, or is it a lost Sanderson sister from Hocus Pocus with a penis tattoo on the forehead? We're not so sure. But what we are confident of is the ridiculousness that Hasbro expends all-new tooling budgets on characters that retail won't be able to move because no one wants them. Yet we can't get an all-new Original Trilogy character for anything. That said, we don't have much else to say about this laughable Star Wars character from the dreadful Disney Star Wars universe. We can't wait to see it bottom out at online retailers for a couple of dollars or become an Amazon special in the next couple of months. Or maybe Entertainment Earth will package a dozen of these together and give them away for pennies on the dollar for Valentine's Day as they did with Rose Tico. But no matter how much money they lose on these boringly irrelevant female characters that no one cares about, they'll remain unmovable in their arrogance and continue to make them. We can't wait for more! If Disney Star Wars could capture the magic of Princess Leia Organa, Ellen Ripley, Carol Peletier, or Sarah Connor, it would all be a different story.