One thing that sticks in my craw is the incessant seal barking and clapping over Hasbro’s The Vintage Collection’s Death Star Gunner figure. You know, the one based on the character from Rogue One. SPOILER ALERT: It is TERRIBLE! But more egregious than that is the acceptance that it fills the shoes of the classic 1985 The Power Of The Force Imperial Gunner figure. Would you believe that (GASP!) many collectors find it an acceptable counterpart? I will outline why I find these people deplorable Star Wars collectors*. (more….)
WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE FIGURE:
WHY IT WILL NEVER SUFFICE AS THE MODERN COUNTERPART TO THE 1985 KENNER FIGURE:
WHY YOU’RE A TERRIBLE PERSON IF YOU LIKE THIS FIGURE*:
MY REQUEST TO HASBRO:
Please redo this figure using the body of an AT-ST Driver and then tool an all-new larger portrait with a notably reduced antenna on it.
*DISCLAIMER: Paul Harrison does not truly believe you’re a terrible or deplorable person if you like this figure. Have a wonderful day!
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