Regrets? Or Pressures From The House Of Mouse?
The Disney lawyers must be leaning hard on Mark Hamill. (Or, that’s what I like to pretend in my head when an actor who formally talked trash about a Disney Star Wars film suddenly has a change of heart.) USA Today posts and update to Mark Hamill’s recent revelations.
[Mark Hamill has just decimated the character of Luke Skywalker from The Last Jedi.]
Disney Lawyers: What’s going on over there?
Mark Hamill: Uh, everything is under control. Situation normal.
Disney Lawyers: What happened?
Mark Hamill: [flustered] Uh, had a slight change of heart on the direction Luke Skywalker took. But, uh, everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
Disney Lawyers: We need a complete retraction within 24 hours, or we’ll send a subpoena up.
Mark Hamill: Uh, uh, negative, negative. I have a water leak here now. Give me a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak… very dangerous.
Disney Lawyers: Who is this?? What’s your legal counsel’s address?
Mark Hamill: Uh… [throws cell phone] Boring conversation anyway. Marilou, we’re gonna have legal problems!
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