JTA Holiday Gift Guide - Episode 2
Date: November 28, 2016 at 07:23 PM ET
Topic: General News


Throughout this holiday shopping season I'll be alerting you to awesome Star Wars gifts for that special someone on your shopping list. (Even if that "someone" is you.) Word of warning: some gifts might be too good to be true. ;) Click here for more!

   

   

 



 

 

Han and Leia Hand Towel set - $24.99

Perfect for couples or a single person who hopes to find the perfect partner one day. Someone who you think is the Star Wars collector you've always dreamed of sharing your life with. That is, until you find out that other person only collects Star Wars Angry Bird toys.

 

Star Wars Lightsaber Coffee Mug - $12.99

Of course the lightsabers light-up when you pour a hot beverage in it. There's a metaphor in there somewhere. I'm just not seeing it right now. Fill this mug with some hot midichlorians and enjoy the beauty of Life Day!

 

Official A New Hope Death Star Prop w/display - $12,795.00

Monumental Screen-Used Original Prop piece of the actual DEATH STAR. Measures approximately 12" x 12" x 12" and 6.5" Tall " and displayed in a Museum Case with Spot Lighting. One of a kind.

You're not really a Star Wars fan unless you have this.

 

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Posters - $4.99 each

Plaster your walls in preparation for the next awesome Star Wars film. If the movie doesn't live up to your expectations, you can then tear the poster from the wall in a dramatic fashion. Manage your anger responsibly.

 

Always Fresh Tauntaun Milk - $12.99 pack of three

I'm not sure if this is for your pet Wampa, or if this is for huminoid consumption. Someone needs to "take one for the team" and try these things.

 

Star Wars Bantha Pet Costume - $18.88

You are looking at the number one reason to get a dog. TIP: You get this thing, you cram your pet into it, you take lots of pictures. Then you walk up to strangers and ask, "Want to see my child?" Show them the picture of your dog in the bantha costume. They'll laugh and tell you how wonderful it is that you feel your dog is like a member of the family. Then exclaim "Not the dog! That's my child riding the dog!" Magical moments.







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